Kate Vassar's blog

I admit it. I love the Bad Sex awards. Love, love, love, and if I ever win I promise here and now to show up!

For those of you who don't know, the Bad Sex award is intended "to draw attention to the crude, tasteless, often perfunctory use of redundant passages of sexual description in the modern novel, and to discourage it." Dammit, they don't offer it for smut, so I don't qualify! *stamps feet*

Thank you so much for the tasty nibbles I'm about to consume. Thank you even more that I didn't have to cook them myself.

Could you please pass the booze?

Love,
Kate

Because he's such a hottie in Lyda Morehouse's books. I'm just sayin'.

Anyway, it was clearly Morningstar who tempted me to participate in Scalzi's LOLCreashun thread. My entry?

I received my Torquere contract today. I still don't have any information on when my story will be available. But trust me, y'all'll be the first to know!

My story "Wish You Were Here" was just acquired by Torquere. Details to follow.

I'm in the Library of Congress! (Look at 187.) Oh, yeah, catalog me, baby!

I know this is going to come as a serious surprise to you. I hope you're able to take the shock.

I do not need to increase my penis size. And if I decide that I do, I'll just go to Good Vibrations or Blowfish and buy myself a bigger one.

HTH. HAND.